Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

There's just something about an 8 foot tall fluffy orange muppet taking direct action against fascists that appeals to me so much

@Elizafox oh fuck off, let's see you handle a phaal curry

Gritty is antifa and I really want to see him take part in a black bloc action

@natalie@masto.ninja also M3U is pronounced myu

@BatElite good choice

The UK one needs updating as well, either to the Archers theme or Should I stay or should I go by The Clash depending on how much satire we want to add

Philosophy Tube's next video is on Witchcraft, Gender, and Marxism

...he's found mastodon hasn't he?

@maple

@onethousandtwentyfour@weirder.earth € is an obvious one, ∓ also comes in handy

The rest would be situational

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?

http://herbiegin.com/en/herbie-virgin-alkoholfri/

NON FUCKING ALCOHOLIC FUCKING GIN?!

WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT OF THAT?

@c0debabe I'm not even a little stitious, let alone superstitious, and I think that's tempting fate

@arielmt I like pandoc but it certainly can't in any way be called "lightweight"

@maple soff cuddly nice beepy robot you

@maple who's a good robot?

IT YOU!

@maple you're a good robot! yes you are! yes you are! such a good beepy robot!

I guaran-fucking-tee you that even after those mail bombs liberals will still be all "oh, but if we don't offer the nazis cushy paid speaking engagements at universities won't that make us just as bad as they are?"

@maple penk