Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple blongus

@trashyfins@chomp.life on the bright side you have a backup strategy, which is more than most people have

GRITTY 2020

y'all voted in a shit orange muppet, now vote in a good one

There's just something about an 8 foot tall fluffy orange muppet taking direct action against fascists that appeals to me so much

@Elizafox oh fuck off, let's see you handle a phaal curry

Gritty is antifa and I really want to see him take part in a black bloc action

@natalie@masto.ninja also M3U is pronounced myu

@BatElite good choice

The UK one needs updating as well, either to the Archers theme or Should I stay or should I go by The Clash depending on how much satire we want to add

Philosophy Tube's next video is on Witchcraft, Gender, and Marxism

...he's found mastodon hasn't he?

@maple

@onethousandtwentyfour@weirder.earth € is an obvious one, ∓ also comes in handy

The rest would be situational

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?

http://herbiegin.com/en/herbie-virgin-alkoholfri/

NON FUCKING ALCOHOLIC FUCKING GIN?!

WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT OF THAT?

@c0debabe I'm not even a little stitious, let alone superstitious, and I think that's tempting fate

@arielmt I like pandoc but it certainly can't in any way be called "lightweight"

@maple soff cuddly nice beepy robot you

@maple who's a good robot?

IT YOU!