Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

we also have a "Lord Adonis" who is sadly not as good looking as that name implies

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Adonis,_Baron_Adonis

reminder that up until they messed it up and gave her a peerage there was a "Lady Garden" wandering around

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Susan_Garden,_Baroness_Garden_of_Frognal

You might have missed it in the pre-christmas chaos but @maple 's new track is fucking awesome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NO4BVMFt_K8

@TheGibson it will come to light that none of us are real and only exist in one of Armando Iannucci's fever dreams

This will explain a lot about the world

@sydneyfalk an octodrone is just any multi-rotor I pilot

@wigglytuffitout hey, sending criminals to areas filled with gators worked fine with australia!

@wigglytuffitout we made the right decision spending effort to keep india rather than you lot

@wigglytuffitout LALALALALALA NOT LISTENING!

@wigglytuffitout microwave... water...?

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU YANKS AND NOT BEING ABLE TO MAKE TEA LIKE CIVILISED PEOPLE?!?!?

LAST TIME YOU TRIED MAKING IT IN A BLOODY HARBOUR!

THE WATER'S TOO COLD AND SALTY IN A HARBOUR YOU DAMNED COLONIALS!

@wigglytuffitout okay yeah that's a bit bougie, keep it in the kitchen and use it for tea and/or coffee occasionally to avoid the bougie-ness

@tas hey, welcome!

@wigglytuffitout nowt bougie about an electric kettle

okay, maybe a kettle with a temperature control is a bit, but only a little

inkling maker thing!

https://mebuika.kenkenpa.net/ikamaker.html

@Jo I said it wasn't a subtoot!

you probably think this subtoot's about you

(not actually a subtoot)

@sydneyfalk hell still uses Windows Millennium Edition

considering we already know the number and fax number of the beast (666,667), what would be the e-mail address of the beast?

I'm thinking it'll be something @aol.com

Only satan would still voluntarily use an aol e-mail address

@maple @AWildHannahAppeared hey welcome! yep, just let one of us know

@maple the turrets end up sounding pretty much the same as the base game because maple sounds like that!

@maple maple mod for portal!

maple does all the voices!

the testing all involves hugs!