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there was a programme on channel 5 all about hedgehogs and looking after them and I want to hug all the hedgehogs

@maple :thaenkin: I wonder if it would be easier to rebind your entire keyboard?

the computer fairies disaster recovery plan is to load all the backups onto @maple and run things from there until we get a new server

a group of tiny pigs are putting on a shakespeare play 

it's hamlet

@TheGibson @Gargron a fortnight doesn't really count as "some time"

Gargron was the one who did the commit that took out reporting in the libremone fork

Hey @Gargron would you like to comment on the whole purism thing considering you're doing work for them?

@sydneyfalk @maple I'm not entirely sure if their explanation is better or worse than them adding the tracking themselves

@sydneyfalk @maple yep, according to them the matrix app they lifted wholesale had google analytics in there and they didn't notice

re: purism, lewd, "yo' mamma" territory 

@troubleMoney after all, it would be their own fault for opting in to the content

purism, lewd, "yo' mamma" territory 

If Purism actually believes they're morally right in publishing everything no moderation whatsoever would they get mad at me for broadcasting poorly written, exceedingly graphic erotica featuring all of their mothers?

I mean, I'd just be facilitating those frozen peaches, they couldn't possibly be mad at me spreading stories about Mrs. Weaver's escapades with a marrow plant and a 55 gallon drum of personal lubricant

brittish police man, weird handshake 

@kyzh can't say I recognise it as one with meaning but it looks like a technique to ensure that the person you're shaking hands with doesn't crush your hand

placing your finger on the wrist there reduces the amount of pressure they can put on your hand and also moves the position they're in so they can't squeeze across the knuckles

@wigglytuffitout either that or it's because there aren't any and they know that won't play well if they actually come out and say it

Tom Ford is also trying to flog watches with what looks like an undecorated ETA 2824-2 or Sellita SW200 for over two thousand US dollars so screw that noise

watch opinions 

@maple he'd hate it

watch nerds the world over will be sitting going "oooh, cool!" though

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