Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple yeah, honestly didn't realise the scope of the problem before that came in

@maple my favourite is usaian news sites giving everyone in europe 451 because they can't be arsed to comply with GDPR

@maple markov formatting, you just put the words in and it makes a guess what formatting you want

@Trev@icosahedron.website implausibly large trebuchet

@Shrigglepuss I'm just enjoying the five minutes we've got here between frying pan and fire

couldn't she have moved it forward to the 31st though?

"May ends on the 31st" would have been a good headline

At least we've still got "June marks end of May"

fuckity bye

@Nine good lamp

@goat@hellsite.site are these real genders or these counterfeit genders I keep hearing about?

Wanna know how a quartz watch works?

This is Steve Mould explaining how a quartz watch works

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2By2ane2I4

@Jo it says a lot that when reading a cw involving "uk fascist musician" my immediate thought is "the fuck has morrissey done now?"

If you're in the UK or The Netherlands please go out and vote today in the EU elections

Ireland is tomorrow, Czech Republic, Slovakia, and Latvia are on Saturday, and everyone else is on Sunday

why on earth do they call it a european election when my european hedgehog friends don't get a vote

speciesist imo

@cassolotl@queer.party don't have polls here but yes

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