Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple *brings blankets* have a good charge!

Someone reminded me of the Channel 4 dating programme Naked Attraction and I really want it to be broadcast in the USA so I can watch the moral outrage they're bound to have over it

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naked_Attraction

Also it'll help get rid of the stereotype they have of us being all prim and proper

https://jalopnik.com/elon-musk-says-hyperloop-tunnel-is-now-just-a-normal-1835024474

Elon Musk's hyperloop project is now literally just a tunnel

His company spent two years and fuck knows how much money developing a tunnel

I can only imagine that the BFR is just a catapult at this point

@cassolotl@queer.party might make for an interesting jacket?

I came across this, a video about little tiny wireless LEDs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsUsByrOveE

I'm thinking that those, combined with an induction loop in a necklace or something, might be useful for cool cyberpunky light up makeup effects

Or hiding wires might just be easier, I don't know, I know bugger all about things you apply to faces

@natecull yes

or no

I'm not entirely sure

opossums are good

@penguin42 SD cards and Bluetooth require licensing, so if they did that then the products involved would be banned in any country that abides international IP regulations

@cassolotl@queer.party nearest pointy object

usually a knife, sometimes a skewer, occasionally one of those things you hold corn on the cob with

@LaserScheme all the time!

one of the best parts of being an octopus being wiggly is

@RasmusLindegaard@mastodon.social I'm pretty sure we're all abundantly aware of that fact, yes

Okay this Huawei thing is really bringing up a few issues around a lot of standards bodies being based in the US

The SD Association is based in California which means that Huawei can't say their products support SD cards

And the Wi-Fi Alliance is based in Texas which means Huawei won't be to certify that their products work with wi-fi

And the Bluetooth SIG is based in Washington, which means they can't use Bluetooth

This is a problem

paws are pretty damn awesome

if I didn't have these gert big wiggly arms I'd totally have paws

Miles "Tails" Prower should get his own movie

@maple shit, that's a point

THERE'S NO MENTION OF TAILS IN THE SONIC MOVIE

WE WANT TAILS

@maple maple can set +v!

robots are good