Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@U039b @alice ...and?

if they've managed to brute-force a 2048-bit RSA key they're fucking welcome to it far as I'm concerned

@Inskora "cheaper than an M&S prawn sandwich but probably won't last as long" is my personal favourite

@Inskora if you want to see another massive failure of corporate PR look up Gerald Ratner

how to scare the crap out of USAians in one picture

@maple works particularly well in west country

"she be a stout lass 'at 'un"

@maple I think I'd go for "stout"

@maple @LaserScheme shit, UNIX Epoch is going to be 50 years ago this January

I keep thinking of it as only like, 35 years ago or something

@maple @LaserScheme I could have sworn that was more recent as well

like, maybe possibly as much as 4 years ago but 7?

@maple I know it's usually a little annoying but bits of equipment you have suddenly deciding "I'm gonna be a radio!" seems incredibly on-brand

follow your dreams headphones, you can be a radio!

wait, nb people get issued crossbows?!

awesome!

@maple I don't really have any bright ideas that might help, it's a really tough thing

but I'm here for you to support in any way I can

@quirk this is a fish tube https://twitter.com/kashthefuturist/status/1159610222148669440

screw busses, I wanna get places via fish tube

@scoots @maple 10/10 good thread concept