Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple hmm, yeah, that is the issue really, same problem I have with polaroid cameras

if you had a camera with you do you think you'd end up taking more photos of stuff?

think it's probably best to think about it as "would I get enough use out of a standalone camera to warrant it"

@maple I'm being supportive!

quite possibly not in the right direction but it's support!

@maple would you like me to talk you into it or talk you out of it?

they are super cool

you don't need a floppy disk-based camera

🦔 !

this one's living in the hedgehog house I made earlier this year!

Here's the world's first pilot's watch

Made by Louis Cartier for his friend Alberto Santos-Dumont, who was also the first person to fly a plane without wind- or hill-assisted bullshit

It's also credited with being one of the timepieces that first popularised wristwatches for men, previously the wristwatch was classed as a feminine piece of jewellery with men wearing pocket watches

@maple @InspectorCaracal something something DRM that still allows resale, something something every game subtly different

https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2019/08/cooking_mama_for_switch_will_feature_a_vegetarian_mode_and_blockchain_tech

wait, the cooking mama having blockchain thing wasn't a joke?

@Zelli @maple @Dex oh my god yeah, that's even better

@Gargron does it have ssh on port 22?

apparently that's bad

@tcql@octodon.social I wish it was but I fear it wasn't

Given the lead dev of Exodus Privacy apparently hasn't heard of nmap (source: https://mastodon.social/@U039b/102604122863011626 ) I'd take anything that organisation says about anything with a boatload of salt

https://exodus-privacy.eu.org/en/

@Jo @InspectorCaracal probably, it's quite funny

https://mastodon.social/@U039b/102604122863011626

@maple love you too bun 🧡

I cleverly secured my home by moving my front door a foot to the left

"THIS BANK VAULT IS INSECURE!"

"it has biometric ID, dual control electronic combination locks with failsafes, and 2 metre thick steel doors, it's secure"

"BUT I KNOW WHERE IT IS"

"...mate, we could put it in the middle of times square and nobody would get in without being authorised"

"BUT I KNOW WHERE THE DOOR IS! PEOPLE CAN GET IN!"