Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

🦔 comin to boop yr snoot!

cw eye contact

"Seal Team tells the story of an orphan seal who spends his days off the coast of South Africa eluding great whites until he decides to assemble a scratch team of like-minded seals to turn the tables on the sharks."

Starring J. K. Simmons, Jessie T. Usher, Sharlto Copley, and... the singer, Seal

This... This is a shitpost right?

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8456190/

@halcy one big uwunion

@mavica nope, you're a lovely bun

@mavica *wobbles over and hugs*

@evie ...a comic book movie just won best film at venice

I don't even know what's going on any more

Considering Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson has said he'd "rather die in a ditch than ask for an extension on brexit"... crowdfund for a digger to put a ditch in front of parliament and call his bluff?

Wyatt, I am rolling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkjRUGlp-94

@ThreeLetterMax@elekk.xyz he could do both, both would be good

@esunabun ew, they'd be all stringy and gross

compost the rich, turn them into fruit and make yummy jam from the fruit

@mavica brings tea to the mavica

@envgen now now, it's not "dust and schmutz", it's "patina"

"does this restaurant have a Michelin star?"
"nah, got loads of tires dumped out back though"

@noelle BEES ARE GOOD
BEES ARE GOOD
ALL OF THESE BEES ARE GOOD

@colon_three nope, one of SIE

@Rowyn it is a truth universally acknowledged, that those who would insist against the use of passive voice, can suck it

@InspectorCaracal <title> copyright <year>

@KitRedgrave well yes, mostly that

but it could still be really nice just with the occasional loud noises every thursday morning to scare off the techbros

like a bird scarer on a farmer's field

@KitRedgrave short term solution: get a pistol and some blank cartridges and let off a few shots every thursday, that'll drive the prices down a bit