Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@raye we always phrased it as "stamped, self-addressed envelope" or SSAE

requesting stuff to be sent to you by sending someone an envelope containing another envelope you paid postage for and addressed to yourself used to be a thing

we should bring that back

@mavica those are free to the world

well, they would be if I had anywhere handy to host 35 gigs of photos

still available if you post me an sd card and a stamped self-addressed envelope though

@mavica such a good plushie! *cuddles*

I cleverly avoid cyber-crime by having absolutely no data worth stealing

@mavica wait, you mean you're not meant to run half a dozen instances of sql at a time?

@mavica I think this'd do the job https://github.com/codimd/server

based on the hackmd community edition(?) source

@mavica bop

@mavica I love it

okay, this is a lot of hedgehog pictures

@mavica moose

@envgen would he like another uncomfortable wooden couch?

I'm sure I can grab enough scrap wood to put together an uncomfortable couch and tell him it costs £1500

@InspectorCaracal yes you can according to the rules I just made up

actually thinking about it this is far more warlock-y

I mean, dusty tomes of forgotten lore? man pages

eldritch abominations that must be placated? social media algorithms

bizarre chanting? SUDO APT UPDATE SUDO APT UPGRADE

Clarke's Third Law states that any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic

I'd argue we've got to that point now and so instead of "person who knows a bit about tech" I am in fact a witch

🦔

@ben @mavica octopus magic

@mavica aaaaa I love it so much!

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as resigned, is in fact, fired/resigned, or as I've recently taken to calling it fired but saying I resigned

Resigned is not an action in itself, but rather another free component of a fully functional firing system put into operation due to me being a twat, lots of people calling me out for being a twat, and my refusal to stop being a twat comprising a full reason for firing me as defined by everyone.