Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

well these are interesting

Louis Erard x Alain Silberstein Excellence Regulateur

Comes in dark or light versions, powered by an ETA 7001 with an in-house module on top to do the regulator display

http://montres-louiserard.ch/en/watches/54230as61
http://montres-louiserard.ch/en/watches/54230ns62

@autistikai aww 🧡

@autistikai hey, we invented the... no, that was the scots...

we invented the... no, scots again...

we're good at sing... no, that's the welsh..

nah, I got nothing

@mavica clonk

@mavica yeah, if it's a real company account which all signs point to it being they're going about things the right way

But I still can't shake the feeling that someone's made the entire thing for a bit

'cause that's exactly the kind of thing we do here

This account is obviously advertising a roofing company

@roofingdavidson@mastodon.social

It's definitely an account for promoting a roofing company

But I'm still expecting it to be somebody's shitposting corpsona

Fediverse, you have ruined me

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

@mavica did you see the toot about squirrels glowing under UV?

https://lazer.pizza/@bunnyjane/102961812287764829

@mavica it's mavi!

@LaserScheme Gorbachev never invented minecraft, that's already points against him

Shakespeare's plays were intended to be and were drama for the common people of the time

Therefore the closest analogue to Shakespeare in modern times is the soap opera

This leaves the possibility that in a few hundred years people will be quoting Dot Cotton from EastEnders in an attempt to sound clever

@envgen they really are very helpful with marking themselves out

@envgen I know the spiderweb emoji in a twitter bio indicates they can be found on spinster(dot)xyz, a terf fediverse instance

the checkered flag emoji is what they use as "gender is black and white"

the x mark I'm less clear on but might mean "cancelled"?

basically just boils down to "trebuchet this fuck into the sun at the earliest opportunity"

I've just seen a toilet seat with a cow painted on it

I guess it's for bowel moovements