Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@auravulpes direct links to stuff would still work, if twitter did use activitypub then nothing would really change our side

@mavica like they've plopped out of some alternate reality where the forces of nature are just slightly different

and then they get picked up by scp because it turns out the programming language codes nothing but cognitohazards

fediverse v twatter is basically going to be a couple thousand bards using vicious mockery against a tarrasque

gonna be fuckin' awesome!

difficulty level has increased a bit from "kill 3 spiders" to "destroy the tarrasque" but I'm well up for an attempt at shitposting twitter into oblivion

we've already shitposted a few attempts at monetising decentralised social media out of existence so...

"I've cursed you to turn anything made of silk you touch into tiny moths!"

"weird hex but okay"

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I wonder if twatter's going to send us all emails like all "pls unblock us, r users want to send toots to u" and we'll be all like "fuck no"

lol

@SuricrasiaOnline we've got it!

"Boris Johnson 'hides in a fridge' to avoid Piers Morgan interview"

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/dec/11/boris-johnson-hides-in-fridge-to-avoid-piers-morgan-interview

I don't even have anything clever to comment on this shit any more

benches are people shelves

@Jo it's Louis Vuitton, you work out what a reasonable amount to spend on a thing is and then add two zeroes to the end

well... those are some words I didn't expect to see together

"Louis Vuitton x League of Legends" collection

https://www.polygon.com/2019/12/9/21002716/louis-vuitton-league-of-legends-collab-drop-clothing-hoodie-price

I wanna meet a capybara

they seem really chill

@Nine im love pladdle