Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

here are some cute pictures

a lot of us could do with some right now

@lambdagrrl I'm going to have to make a sign

and a flag

gotta have a flag

@lambdagrrl was a while ago, but yeah, I'm familiar with it

@maloki by enough to matter in this case, '92

going "fuck it" and setting up the independent people's republic of the shed in the garden

fuck.

@InspectorCaracal I think it might be more "what can we get a few tonnes of for cheap that has an exotic-sounding name and we can sell as a health supplement"

@cypnk different idea entirely, how about a russian-style stove

basically a massive brick stove you build a house around

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_stove

tawny frogmouths are ridiculous muppet birds and i love them

@m1st good cat

kiwi birds are good and cute

@auravulpes yeah, we're gonna relentlessly take the piss but in terms of anything actually needing doing us adminy types'll just suspend all their instances

@auravulpes direct links to stuff would still work, if twitter did use activitypub then nothing would really change our side

@mavica like they've plopped out of some alternate reality where the forces of nature are just slightly different

and then they get picked up by scp because it turns out the programming language codes nothing but cognitohazards