Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Nobody's actually found out how much the fish was yet

Scooter - How much is the fish?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbB3iGRHtqA

@wigglytuffitout okay yeah we'll let 'em have that one

@mavica it's really weird how they go from "it's open source! it's infinitely configurable!" to "you're using it wrong!" in the same breath

@Nine

Bloke in quarantine for possible coronavirus has priorities in check

“The teacher said a nurse, who was wearing a face mask and not a full hazmat suit, brought him a sandwich and some custard cream biscuits. ‘I hadn’t had a custard cream in four years so that was a nice treat.’ “

@mavica I've never had creamed corn but I'm imagining a like, milk but slightly thicker consistency

@mavica OH! It's got actual milk in it! That makes a lot more sense!

I thought it was just corn juice with sugar or something, I retract my previous statements RE: corn milk

@mavica just how does one milk a corn anyway?

@mavica best computer

all beepy and good

sword gf

or;

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