Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

oh god no

@mavica ah crap, hope it doesn't turn out to be anything serious

*starts banging on a cowbell*

probably not gonna help but it might

@Nine I remember something about prospective hydrogen fuel cell tech, they were imagining a suitcase-sized box that you'd use to power your car, or your tiny house, or whatever and you could carry it around, plug it into whatever you wanted to power, and refill it

it was some sort of tomorrow's world crap but it sounds like a lovely idea

@Nine we can! I've got a lovely pile of rechargeable AA batteries

you can even get some that are rechargeable over USB, they just have a little port on the side you plug a cable into

@Nine I prefer separate batteries

with the integrated ones you can't take spare leccy from one thing and put it in another

MOVIE NIGHT

We're watching UHF on the computerfairi.es discord in like, 10ish minutes from this toot!

https://discord.gg/cwn6byK

@Nine C: you're planning an assassination of one of the aforementioned rich fucks, you get hired as the musical entertainment for the night, and the security fails to remember that the "orchestral cannons" you brought in for playing the 1812 overture are, in fact, actual cannons

@wigglytuffitout crested gecko checking in

onlysans

orks who have heard that camouflage is effective and consists of painting foliage designs on your kit but they haven't quite thought it through and end up driving around with giant colourful daisies stencilled on everything

being orks this still somehow works

@mavica yay timezone math!

bunthulhu

for a group reputed to be as quiet as the freemasons are they really seem to love their random crap with logos on

pocketwatches? slap masonic stuff on there, badges? slap masonic stuff on there, lighters? slap masonic stuff on there, jewellery? you betcha, masonic stuff

@gcupc@glitch.social both, where did you think matrix management was invented?

@gcupc@glitch.social that's gotta be the result of constantine annoying whichever demon is in charge of funko

@mavica my go-to response is to say "fine, you want them kept as historical artefacts? put them in your house 'cause we ain't keeping them here"

just saw no less than two people up the supermarket wearing their mask with their noses out

they annoyed me far more than all the people not wearing masks at all (it's not compulsory here yet)

like, fine, if you don't wear a mask you're a twat

but wearing a mask wrong? that's just half-arsing it and that I CAN NOT ABIDE DO IT PROPERLY OR NOT AT ALL YOU AGE'D FUCK