Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@mavica ping mavica

probably best not to throw eggs, milk, and flour at a politician

you'd be done for assault and batter-y

@mavica a godzilla simulator where you can be giant mavi wandering around downtown tokyo apologising for knocking down various buildings sounds like a thing that should exist

I really want to hear the story of someone who responded to "reverse a linked list" with bogosort and how it ended up

@revolverocelot ellie's a damn good admin

also a lovely person

@wigglytuffitout @revolverocelot if my stereotypes about russian cuisine are anything to go by you don't replace the mayo, just fortify it with vodka

@mavica come on computer! be good for mavi!

@er1n I remember hearing that the reason it's called the ampersand is because of reciting the alphabet in schools

it used to be part of the alphabet as just "and" and it was at the end of the alphabet

as "x, y, z, and and" sounds weird they decided to go for "x, y, z, and by itself and"

'course because schools they did it in latin so "x, y, z, and per se and"

ended up getting corrupted into ampersand

Batman, holding a bat-razor and lathering up Mrs. Kent: thinking about it, I may have misheard superman...

@wigglytuffitout how the hell did she get through med school?

@Nine the vengabus

IS COMING

who came up with the idea of adding salt to food anyway?

"we should put some of that rock on our dinner"

"you what mate?"

"mmm, tasty rock"

@mavica ZWJ

those past couple of toots I made were so bad they were literally freezing up my phone