Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@envgen ooh, or vibrant orange base, blood orange lowlights, something in a yellowy direction highlights

a nice autumnal melange

@envgen both

base of one, highlights of the other

ooh, these are interesting

the Boldr Venture Field Medic

they're mechaquartz chronographs with pulsation and respiration scales on there, very well sized (38mm case, 12.2mm thick, 44mm lug-to-lug), good water resistance (200m)

very doctor-y

also only around 300 bucks, which is a decent price for such a thing

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/health/coronavirus-nhs-emergency-waiting-ae-targets-111-b455445.html

"Patients will have to book slots in A&E by calling ahead first, ministers confirm"

"Hello, yes, I'd like to make a booking, I feel like having a heart attack next tuesday"

@Jo @stolas@elekk.xyz was it the one that goes "How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"

"one, they're very efficient and not particularly funny"

@stolas@elekk.xyz I think so

I know here we only get half the discourse and our blocklists are pretty similar

also I've just learnt of this bloke and this is his coat of arms

THESE ARE THE GOOFIEST LOOKING HIPPOS I'VE EVER SEEN

AND THERE'S A RHINO WITH A HARP

AND THREE BLIND MICE WITH ABACUSES

Lord Jones of Cheltenham has asked in the House of Lords "whether they [the government] plan to produce a list of laws which can be broken in a specific and limited way without penalty; and if so, when such a list would be available."

https://questions-statements.parliament.uk/written-questions/detail/2020-09-14/hl8064#

@a_breakin_glass @vantablack guilty as charged

@a_breakin_glass @vantablack tactical macrame

@lightone @stolas@elekk.xyz yes, but that can't be verified

soon as you make votes public that strategy gets far more effective

@InspectorCaracal @stolas@elekk.xyz @lightone yep

there are many, many good reasons it's a secret ballot

@stolas@elekk.xyz @lightone also it introduces additional chances to literally buy an election

if it's possible to verify who voted for what then you could reliably buy votes by saying "I'll give 100 bucks to everyone who votes for x"

@Nine there were a load of UT2004 maps made where you are tiny and shooting each other in like, a massive living room

those were fun

venusian microbe furries when

@synthgal happy birfday!