Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Nine lives on his back?

@quirk another problem is if you have two clocks and one is inaccurate, you don't know which is wrong so you have to check against yet another clock

or so goes Buzz Aldrin's excuse for this

@shonalika cheeseburger aspic

@joshua say hi to the possibly existing microbes for me!

@Nine shoebills are good

weird muppety friends

@wigglytuffitout @InspectorCaracal @Kat@snouts.online @revolverocelot different flavours as well

classic salt, pickle, soy sauce, salt + vinegar for the UK market, etc

@Jo assuming they've got the laptop this actually makes sense

if a computer's turned off everything can be fully encrypted and if it's done properly you're not getting anything

if the computer's running when you get to it at least some of it has to be unencrypted and in RAM, hopefully including the bits you want

also a lot of disk encryption implementations only ask for a password on boot, so if you keep it running you don't have to deal with that

@Jo oh, he's finally gone all out now has he?

caught signs he was going that way a while ago

@envgen ooh, or vibrant orange base, blood orange lowlights, something in a yellowy direction highlights

a nice autumnal melange

@envgen both

base of one, highlights of the other

ooh, these are interesting

the Boldr Venture Field Medic

they're mechaquartz chronographs with pulsation and respiration scales on there, very well sized (38mm case, 12.2mm thick, 44mm lug-to-lug), good water resistance (200m)

very doctor-y

also only around 300 bucks, which is a decent price for such a thing

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/health/coronavirus-nhs-emergency-waiting-ae-targets-111-b455445.html

"Patients will have to book slots in A&E by calling ahead first, ministers confirm"

"Hello, yes, I'd like to make a booking, I feel like having a heart attack next tuesday"

@Jo @stolas@elekk.xyz was it the one that goes "How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"

"one, they're very efficient and not particularly funny"

@stolas@elekk.xyz I think so

I know here we only get half the discourse and our blocklists are pretty similar

also I've just learnt of this bloke and this is his coat of arms

THESE ARE THE GOOFIEST LOOKING HIPPOS I'VE EVER SEEN

AND THERE'S A RHINO WITH A HARP

AND THREE BLIND MICE WITH ABACUSES