Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel bit of both

*maplebot beeps "give me your wallet" and utterly fails to look threatening*
"Awww... okay cutie, here you go, here's some money"
*maplebot hugs and beeps "thank you!"*
*maplebot runs off*

@squirrel maplebot street gangs going around mugging people but nobody minds because they're so cute when they're doing it

@squirrel a maplebot with SOFT NAPS knuckle tats gently pummelling you into a comfy sleep

@jk Why were all the drill options on the same page as the "OH SHIT" options?

That's just asking for trouble

@squirrel the most adorable way to wake up in the morning

@Elizafox I'm not the best data-point on that but I think it's pretty normal

@Elizafox To be fair calling it the Eris-Free network was tempting fate from the beginning

@Elizafox I'm sure a medal could be fashioned for the occasion

@squirrel @djsundog my mental image of that is you shoving your head into a hole a bit too hard and ending up upside down with your head in the hole and your limbs waving around because they can't reach the ground

I'd help you out the hole obviously, but it might take a little while until I could stop giggling at how cute that looks

@Elizafox did they receive the medal they so richly deserve?

@kibi only if you're not using obsolete LAN protocols

Yes, a Tolkien Ring Network

@LaserScheme something with levers I think, when you push a button down it pushes up all the other buttons

@squirrel he really is a lovely man

@typhlosion chomps came across some twitter blocklist thing that said they'd add anyone with "counterfeit pronouns" in their bio to the blocklist

https://glitch.social/@soft_chomps/99355885622632308

@squirrel sunflower seeds are exceedingly good to nom on

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