Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@brokenfingers Oh, and ring advice, you'll want to keep the same karat count between the engagement and wedding rings if you're doing gold, so 9k and 9k or 18k and 18k

If one's 9k and the other is 18k then the 9k one will scratch up the 18k one

@brokenfingers Phrases that only make sense on mastodon: "I WANT TO PROPOSE TO MY OTHER EYE"

You go for it you awesome beholder

@Terxbor I have! A totally normal dude doing totally normal things

I very much appreciate today's google doodle

It's an octopus with ice skates!

I wanna see the inevitable picture of Black Panther playing with a massive ball of yarn

@squirrel by the looks of it fries with bacon and CHEESE no less!

@squirrel a very nice looking one too

@squirrel *blubby purring-type noises*

@MightyPork@dev.glitch.social those are just a disappointing lie

They don't hover! They're on wheels!

I should get a hovercraft

They look like fun

@squirrel I'm assuming there's also a robit slider somewhere pegged to 100% as well

blub i'm an octopus

@squirrel does it fluctuate

bun [-|--------] sqrl

or

not bun [---------|] bun
not sqrl [--------|-] sqrl?

@HTHR@cybre.space hey, the left one might be gay too

@HTHR@cybre.space ...both of them?

@Tel they could have come up with something a bit more interesting than an oversized atmos clock on the top of a mountain in the middle of nowhere though

Maybe have somewhere that plays music like Organ²/ASLSP that people can come and enjoy for a while knowing that it'll still be playing in generations

Can anyone explain why Jeff Bezos decided to build a clock that's designed to last 10,000 years?

If society collapses nobody's going to care what time it is and if it doesn't then nobody'll need to walk up a mountain to tell the time