Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
Sam the Octopus
boosted
"during orientation at a human college, vulcans are presented with a list of swear words.
“what is the word ‘fuck’ for,” the innocent young vulcans want to know. “surely there are more logical intensity modifiers.”
“yeah, you’d think so,” say the weary, jaded vulcan professors. “you’d really fucking think so.”
there is a phrase in vulcan for ‘the particular moment you understand what the word ‘fuck’ is for’."
Sam the Octopus
boosted
hey this is my mech, WE APOLOGISE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE
@Violet google+ with a subscription fee?
Yeah, I'm gonna pass on that one
@noelle @alice@elekk.xyz I've just remembered that Tom Scott did a video on this theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcPqk-O-fD4
@noelle there's two ways to take it, either humans are badass, or we're the drunken rednecks of the universe
how would we explain chillies to aliens?
"so this plant, it's evolved to contain a poison that causes great pain so that mammals won't eat them"
"yep"
"and you're putting this in your food"
"yep"
*under breath*"dumbass humans"
@squirrel @shekkiesqueaks *finds the pitch and volume settings for maple*
*makes a little tune with the maple "aaaaaa"s*
@shekkiesqueaks IT'S TRUE! *pets @squirrel a lot*
@squirrel *puts a bed under a sunbeam for you*
@squirrel going to see General Mibi I see
@squirrel I do too, I can just imagine running a little terminal on there and sshing into things
what do british people eat when they're upset (bad joke sorry not sorry)
@squirrel I'm not sure if I should be annoyed by the accusation or annoyed because it's entirely accurate
Soon I shall hopefully be able to use the phrase "it's like riding a bike" without appending "I guess, I dunno"
I'm (a 28-year old goddamn adult) finally learning how to ride a bike
I've got going in a straight line about okay, corners however will need some work
@squirrel @squirrel_ebooks morning maples!
Sam the Octopus
boosted
maple classic™ 
fake fact, promo
Did you know: Super John Stamos was an action adventure title made by Katsopotech Ltd. in 1988 for the NES. The game was cancelled shortly before completion due to a legal battle between the company and John Stamos. Only 2 prototypes are known to exist.
Here's the surviving soundtrack: http://bandcamp.mynameiser.in/album/super-john-stamos
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
