Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
Currently feeding 8 cats
One of them isn't even ours but he wanders in and is a cute floofy cat so we've just got to feed him
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Once more, with feeling: freedom of speech does not do 240p over composite, only 480i
@Efi if only that were a profession
We'd all be millionaires!
@shekkiesqueaks oh yeah, tmux is awesome
On one of my machines I just have tmux instead of a window manager, I don't use any GUI stuff on that one so tmux works great for it
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@vantablack looks good
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vulcan science academy: why do you need another warp core
humans: we’re going to plug two of them together and see if we go twice as fast
vsa: last time we gave you a warp core you threw it into a sun to see if the sun would go twice as fast
humans: hahaha yeah
humans: it did tho
vsa: IT EXPLODED
humans: it exploded twice as fast
http://beka-tiddalik.tumblr.com/post/150425828285/roachpatrol-deadcatwithaflamethrower
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"during orientation at a human college, vulcans are presented with a list of swear words.
“what is the word ‘fuck’ for,” the innocent young vulcans want to know. “surely there are more logical intensity modifiers.”
“yeah, you’d think so,” say the weary, jaded vulcan professors. “you’d really fucking think so.”
there is a phrase in vulcan for ‘the particular moment you understand what the word ‘fuck’ is for’."
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hey this is my mech, WE APOLOGISE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE
@Violet google+ with a subscription fee?
Yeah, I'm gonna pass on that one
@noelle @alice@elekk.xyz I've just remembered that Tom Scott did a video on this theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcPqk-O-fD4
@noelle there's two ways to take it, either humans are badass, or we're the drunken rednecks of the universe
how would we explain chillies to aliens?
"so this plant, it's evolved to contain a poison that causes great pain so that mammals won't eat them"
"yep"
"and you're putting this in your food"
"yep"
*under breath*"dumbass humans"
@squirrel @shekkiesqueaks *finds the pitch and volume settings for maple*
*makes a little tune with the maple "aaaaaa"s*
@shekkiesqueaks IT'S TRUE! *pets @squirrel a lot*
@squirrel *puts a bed under a sunbeam for you*
@squirrel going to see General Mibi I see
@squirrel I do too, I can just imagine running a little terminal on there and sshing into things
- Pronouns
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- Octopus
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- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
