Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
my gender is wiggly
my gender is ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Sam the Octopus
boosted
big soft paws to get the authentic 80s sound i wanted and it gives you a bee????
@Violet I mean, technically you can do that already
@squirrel *brings you a cup of tea*
nicotine
I really need to cut down/quit smoking
For budgetary reasons more than anything else
Unless anyone really wants to send me a couple of cartons a month of course
at most 1 🌶 take
vero is a silly idea
@chosafine@instance.business yeah, should probably fix that
@kibi google+ with a subscription fee
@SuricrasiaOnline forever stylish
sleepy octopus
Once again HMD have taken a classic Nokia phone and made it worse
https://www.theverge.com/2018/2/25/17044634/nokia-8110-matrix-banana-phone-mwc-2018
@er1n @chosafine@instance.business @blackle@dev.glitch.social is the queen of jorts
Did you know? Octopuses are the pefect shape for being covered with bedsheets and pretending to be a ghost
@blackle@dev.glitch.social I'm particularly fond of microcenturies for describing the length of meetings
Are you bored of your normal units of measurement?
Try one of these! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_humorous_units_of_measurement
10 cloverfield lane livetoot
@codl I think I'd take my chances with what's outside
@pzmyers@octodon.social so... Norway?
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
