Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel soff calculator

@squirrel technically you could be called a calculator!

The softest most huggable calculator there is!

LB: Oh shit

@Siphonay@octodon.social all the precious metals are too soft for my tastes

Give me some good steel any day

Or titanium if you want to be fancy

@squirrel that's true, you are super cute

@squirrel and you complain about the rest of our jokes

@squirrel a lovely mess of robot, squirrel, and bun!

@squirrel the synthetic squirrel that also has a load of bunny in the mix as well

@typhlosion they're rocks we managed to trick into thinking, I'm calling them magic

@squirrel christ on a bike

@ajroach42 @squirrel actually, wait, the sun actually does give people cancer through radiation, scratch that one

@squirrel @ajroach42 and her cell phone, and the microwave, and the lightbulbs, and the sun

I mean really the sun's the thing that's putting out the most radiation out of all that

@squirrel @ajroach42 ah, that sucks

Probably best to just not tell her about all the stuff you use that uses radio of any sort

@squirrel yeah, there are people around who insist that cell phones will give everyone cancer because RADIATION

@squirrel I think that's code for "we only bothered putting a tiny low gain antenna in this one"