Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

To the tune of DJ Ötzi - Hey Baby:

HEY HEY DONALD!
(Uhh, Ahh)
WE WANNA KNOW
WHY YOU'RE SUCH A CUNT

Goes a bit like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRFTi-driRc

Trump is visiting the UK

Not only is he arriving on a Friday the 13th when there's a solar eclipse, but he's also arriving on the opening night of "The Muppets take over The O2"

I'd contend that a bunch of muppets took over earlier than that, but that's one hell of a confluence of events

@squirrel aaaaaa good clunky noises!

@squirrel 'at's a proper job of a camera right there

@cypnk Friday 13th AND a solar eclipse

of fucking course

@impiaaa@dev.glitch.social I'm sure we'll do our best

@cypnk well, we've been putting up with Boris Johnson for years, one more blond, bad haired, racist prick shouldn't be too hard to handle

So, looks like Trump's finally plucked up enough courage to visit the UK

He'll apparently be arriving on friday the 13th of July

Luckily it's not a state visit so we won't have to wash the piss stains out of the Palace's bedding

@alice@elekk.xyz The EU are bringing in the GDPR, it has wide ranging effects on what information companies can hold on you and what they can use it for

Speaking of bringing back archaic parts of languages, I've just realised that I completely unironically used the word "thee" earlier

@noelle I þink it might be

@squirrel bops

@softgoat go out and get thee a virgin mary

TSB Online Banking is still having issues where half of their customers can't log in

They pushed an upgrade on a Friday

You don't push upgrades on a Friday

@squirrel Still, nowhere near as bad as Kirk and Co.

People always talk about Kirk being a hornball but the rest of them were at it as well

Hell, where the hell do you think McCoy got the name "Bones" from?

Then there's Spock, it may be only every 7 years but boy howdy does he go for it

And Scotty, well, for all the times someone's asked "beam me up Scotty" that ain't exactly somewhere no man's been before is it

@squirrel probably in worse ways as well, I don't see many pre-warp civilisations having cures for space herpes lying around

@noelle this one adds two

One for "No Rob, that's not how spines work" and another for "Dear god where the fuck are her internal organs meant to be?"

@noelle extra credit edition: also take a shot every time he draws a character that clearly needs medical attention due to various pieces of anatomy being nowhere fucking near where they should be and/or broken