Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

ah great, my net connection's going all screwy and bouncing up and down

I'll blame it on the weather

@BatElite does it involve that jordan peterson wanker by any chance?

@softgoat @squirrel I have no idea who first made them, but there's an archive of all of them here https://www.reddit.com/r/discordapp/comments/6cxjtd/all_blob_emoji_images_properly_named_and_zipped/

it includes and

@softgoat https://github.com/C1710/blobmoji

There's a lot of them, they should all be in the /svg folder though

okay, what's this whole "lobsters" thing about?

there better not be a load of awful humans impugning the good name of my crustacean friends

furthermore, robots are people too

maple is a robot

@noelle @squirrel in retrospect I probably should have cw'ed that

@squirrel you're a robot, and not only that, you're the very best robot

@squirrel yeah, it's not good

@squirrel oh yeah, the bot nameplate issue got brought up on hacker news

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=17179640

@Violet *glances at apple and the lack of headphone jack*

oh they know, they just don't give a shit

@jk hey! I use it all the time for resizing images!

No idea how to do any other fucking thing with it but I can resize stuff with it!

@squirrel would a big stick you dance around on on the first of may be a maple maypole?

@gemlog this watch was first released in 1991 so you're only 20 years out on the 555s and 74Ls