Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@LaserScheme there should totally be a setting for "nice" that's "whenever you get around to it, no rush, feel free to have a bit of a rest first"

@noelle @kibi my "big folder of emojos" is called "emojim"

me whenever I hear the word "discourse"

@noelle jesus fucking christ

@squirrel same

While I'm sure the march would be lovely it involves being outside, walking, and being around a whole load of people

Those are like my 3 least favourite things

Wait, Cohen was using a STRIP SHREDDER to dispose of possibly incriminating documents?!

These fuckers can't even shred documents properly

Bloody hell

porcupines are cool

lil spiky friends

@solarbug and from what I've heard they're waterproof, but if you get them wet the pages have a tendency to get stuck together so you end up with a big plastic brick to write on

@BatElite there's a fair bit of history behind why it's £1.05, but yeah, inconvenient

Hell is other people

...DAMNIT SARTRE GET OUT OF MY PHONE

Fun fact: In some fields in the UK (such as horse racing and the sale of livestock) we still use the Guinea, a unit of account that went out of use in all other fields over 200 years ago

A Guinea is 21 shillings or, in modern currency, £1.05

I don't actually have any idea what hashtags and trending things are for

@TheDaughterOfTyr camelCase, definitely camelCase

When you've had to fuck around with desktop inkjets for years you really learn to appreciate a nice network-connected laser printer

@noelle @squirrel "these controls are a bit squirrely"

yes... yes they were