Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple >cat dusting.sh

#!/bin/sh
while True;
tail

then you can just wander around the room like a sweepy roomba!

@maple even better!

I wonder if, when you ssh into @maple, the 'tail' command defaults to 100 lines instead of 10...

@Jo hey, best thing for it, makes you sweat more so you get rid of more body heat

@Agiri@masto.ninja mornin'

@LeftCoast could be bowienet

Yes, David Fucking Bowie owned an ISP

@BatElite inspired: trial by cuddles next to a nice warm fire on a cold wintery night

@hfrazey it does to me too, I love the lil (and not so lil) critters

@aeonofdiscord a lot of it is hidden under the shelter, this one's about double the size of the other three that come around

And yes, that is a plate of canned food, a bowl of dry food, and a water bowl under a specially made shelter because if you're going to take care of random critters that wander by you might as well go all out

Big hedgehog is big

Yes, those are standard-sized house bricks

@Nine this is an instance run by @maple, of course we have a calculator emojo

@Nine

@Agiri@masto.ninja I have not but that sounds unpleasant

Hope it feels non-ouchy soon

@BatElite what do you mean common shorthand? We use Pitman over here

Hedgehogs are still enjoying the hedgehog cafe

@maple hell, in some fonts in literally renders the same as ally

Those are bad fonts, but still

Hey, code people, if you haven't noticed we've got a lot more disk space now than when we did in the 80's, we can fit big words like "accessibility" and "internationalisation" without having to truncate them

Would probably help with readability, or as you fuckers would probably put it "r9y"