Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@BatElite good choice

The UK one needs updating as well, either to the Archers theme or Should I stay or should I go by The Clash depending on how much satire we want to add

Philosophy Tube's next video is on Witchcraft, Gender, and Marxism

...he's found mastodon hasn't he?

@maple

@onethousandtwentyfour@weirder.earth € is an obvious one, ∓ also comes in handy

The rest would be situational

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?

http://herbiegin.com/en/herbie-virgin-alkoholfri/

NON FUCKING ALCOHOLIC FUCKING GIN?!

WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT OF THAT?

@c0debabe I'm not even a little stitious, let alone superstitious, and I think that's tempting fate

@arielmt I like pandoc but it certainly can't in any way be called "lightweight"

@maple soff cuddly nice beepy robot you

@maple who's a good robot?

IT YOU!

@maple you're a good robot! yes you are! yes you are! such a good beepy robot!

I guaran-fucking-tee you that even after those mail bombs liberals will still be all "oh, but if we don't offer the nazis cushy paid speaking engagements at universities won't that make us just as bad as they are?"

@maple penk

I WANT TO TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-45969100

Someone/some group decided to send mail bombs to the Clintons, Obama, and George Soros

This is not a good development

@Jo
* The mathematician known as four chan, 2018

@maple blub

@maple

@DarkWitchClaire because earth is a really inconvenient size and shape