Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
food-adj, imperialism-adj
I love comments about how "white people don't do spices"
Mate, we love spices so much we stole an entire subcontinent!
@revolverocelot @InspectorCaracal "here you go, here's your egg and light armour division"
@InspectorCaracal @revolverocelot or about if ostritch eggs are a bit on the large side for a soft boiled egg?
@garbados yeah, we are pretty good 🐙
Sam the Octopus
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Someone on Twitter mentioned that in some regions of Germany, a common idiom for whenever there's mist in the forest is "The foxes are making coffee", and thought the image was evocative enough for an illustration.
Well, I took the bait! 🦊☕
@Nine all robofrien are good and nice
self-recognition, posi
@maple I don't know about "not a lot", that's a very respectable bunch of stuff there
you've been quite the industrious bun!
uspol
Trump's really taking this "national emergency" thing seriously, I just heard he spent most of today in a bunker!
...huh?
...oh
apparently I misunderstood, when they said "in a bunker" they meant he was golfing again
@gemlog a lot of people find it quite calming after a long day so they put on the 0048 broadcast before bed
It's 350 words in a very strict format read by an exceedingly calm voice so I can see where they're coming from
@gemlog oh yeah, 4 broadcasts a day on Radio 4
surprisingly popular actually
Sam the Octopus
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re: kinda bleak
@troubleMoney would you believe everyone was so busy trying to pretend they had that no one noticed that they hadn't actually changed since the 60's
kinda bleak
Let's see... severe economic problems, worries about nuclear weapons, massive concerns about humanity destroying itself, wars in the middle east...
we're all absolutely sure the 80's actually ended, right?
being on computerfairi.es makes me glad I have so many arms to pet all the buns with
@maple also octopus approved!
eating smurfs
@Taweret@octodon.social I'd expect sort of blueberry flavoured chicken
@cassolotl pretty much nailed it for me
mostly by my use of the word "daps"
@maple huh... that's a... thing, I guess
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@maple sending good cuddly thoughts your way bun, in your really nice looking little grotto
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
