Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Jo huh, apparently purple is the official colour of international women's day, TIL

@evie aaaaaaaaaa

@dankwraith hey now, that thing that @halcy mentioned that was meant to generate memes and only spat out "one does not simply make memes" over and over again nailed it

@legendaryjoeb @maple yes there is!

4th floor, that's the cow level, that's where all the cows are

between corn on the 3rd floor and crows on the 5th

@maple you've just given me the idea of a kilt that pseudo-randomly generates a new pattern on it every so often

I have no idea how to achieve this but I want one

I just heard the headline "Milo banned from Australia" and almost had a stroke

Turns out they were talking about the right-wing dickhead and not the delicious chocolate drink powder stuff, thank god for that

@maple "damnit maple_ebooks!"
"oh, wait, you're maple prime, sorry!"

@maple nice and neat

maybe a bit of black sharpie to make them blend in

@revolverocelot @mecaka brown mustard's fairly respectable, but if you want proper mustard see if you can find some Colman's mustard powder and mix it with a little cold water to your desired consistency

THAT's a proper mustard experience right there

@revolverocelot @mecaka two words. american. mustard.

fucking travesty that shit is

@RadioAngel yeast... producing THC.. that can be extracted...

Look out for new green containers of Marmite at your local supermarket!

or vegemite, I suppose, if you want the lesser yeast extract spread

@freewheelbikesmadison spokes with no/fewer blokes

@wxcafe@social.wxcafe.net as has been often said, computers are rocks we somehow tricked into thinking

"mabel! what's that outside?!?"
*me rolling around outside with 8 spoons*
"🤪 SPOONS 🤪"
"...it appears to be a spoon-wielding octopus"
"🤪 SPOOOOOOONS 🤪"

everyone who sees the spoons I've made have been all "ooh, those are nice, could you run me one off?"

pretty soon I will have made a spoon for each arm and I shall have to wander about waving them all around like the mildly unhinged spoon-wielding octopus I am

@halcy with extra points for meta no less

@halcy well, since a meme is basically just something repeated again and again I'd say mission accomplished 10/10

something like "you're deffo in heaven and done god's will and shit but we don't appoint you the title of saint"

didn't kill any younglings after that though so he's a bit more chill than Anakin Skywalker