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My favourite fact about Canada is that in the 70's a radio show had a competition for a national simile along the lines of "as american as apple pie" and the winning entry was "as canadian as possible under the circumstances"

@saxnot "You can't share ZIP archives" sounds like a challenge to me

@siosilvar bristol city centre and clifton are indeed where the people who have money wander about

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@kirby I've already got the tentacles!

gun adjacent 

@peemee given I have no idea what a one of those is I probably wouldn't use it to its full potential

gun adjacent 

@peemee think I'd go for the standard model, two spare tyres would probably come in more useful than the 6 wheel drive for me

gun adjacent 

obviously change the big boomy thing for a big paintball thingy

why yes, I will help you paint your house :blobgrin:

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I want an FV721 Fox to drive around in

It's like a little tiny mini tank!

It's so cute!

uspol, violence 

@rey I always saw guillotines as more of a community DIY project than something you go out and buy

Any time there's an order for one of these wonderful pins I walk 300m to and from the nearest post box to send them off

DM @maple to order one today and make me get some of the exercise that I could really do with

@bortzmeyer they'd phrase it as "electromagnetic radiation" to try to make it sound scarier

Been seeing signs about calling for a stop to 5G due to "health reasons"

I really wonder what they think 5G is

@CobaltVelvet@octodon.social "the commonwealth" might be a neat name for the nice portion of the fediverse that we inhabit

@Nine when you press @maple 's turbo button it turns byteself into TURBO OUTBUN

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@maple first article is on a machine you built that holds down the A button so you can adequately state your excitement

"AAAAAAAAAAA"

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