Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
@evie squirrels good
@Nine computers are good! hug computer!
printers on the other hand are the work of the devil
@mavica HAPPY GAYMAS!
@softgoat so how is this wonderous machine powered?
you... connect it to the wall
hm. okay, how does this machine communicate to other machines?
you... connect it to the wall
...right, what happens in the wall?
...dunno...
Someone buy the rights to the Sinclair C5 already so I can get a new version of it with modern motors and batteries
Preferably with ZX Spectrum-like livery in black with a rainbow stripe
This is a $360,000 watch that plays the theme from The Godfather on demand
Because that was a thing that had to exist for some reason
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going through my shitpost folder and there's so much gems
@evie overrated imo
I like it when an instance gets mentioned as something to block and I find out we already blocked it a while ago
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fun fact: chinese wheelbarrows are far more technologically advanced than european ones. like, you put them side by side & it looks like the europeans don't understand how levers work, it's embarrassing.
and there's a neat story about why!
https://solar.lowtechmagazine.com/2011/12/the-chinese-wheelbarrow.html
@InspectorCaracal I thought it was probably only in british
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wondering if this is a thing in USAian as well, the phrase "full and frank discussion" as a euphemistic synonym for "massive argument"
Why yes BBC, this is exactly what I expected you to do with all that TV license money, 9 hours of a cat riding a roomba in front of a christmas tree
@colon_three the answer is yes regardless of if there are other people in the house
@archadia@tootplanet.space @g1comics yeah, all subsequent times would have been when him and his mates got together and thought "that horse thing was fun, let's do that!" and the tradition grew
@g1comics @archadia@tootplanet.space my theory is a drunk welshman once had a horses skull on a stick for some reason and it went from there
- Pronouns
- They/Them
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- Octopus
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- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
