Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Kat@snouts.online @wigglytuffitout funnily enough, the earliest recorded joke is in fact a fart joke

"Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart on her husband’s lap."

Comes from a sumerian tablet dated at around 1900 BCE

It may have lost something in the translation but it's definitely a fart joke

@evie squirreltober's my favourite

@evie not any more, it's squirrelember now

followed by squirreluary

@syrup we're gonna have to order in more refrigerant, 'cause damn you're hot

joyeux bowel

Huh. I guess Makita really do make everything you could use an 18v battery with

This is a filter coffee machine that runs off a Makita battery like what you'd use in a drill

No idea why they make it, but they do

merry crimbomas!

@lizardsquid this is the year the internet learns about Mari Lwyd isn't it?

@evie does exactly what it says on the box I suppose

@evie squirrels good

@Nine computers are good! hug computer!

printers on the other hand are the work of the devil

@mavica HAPPY GAYMAS!

Someone buy the rights to the Sinclair C5 already so I can get a new version of it with modern motors and batteries

Preferably with ZX Spectrum-like livery in black with a rainbow stripe

This is a $360,000 watch that plays the theme from The Godfather on demand

Because that was a thing that had to exist for some reason