Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@InspectorCaracal I'm not saying the soap operas are bad

I'm just trying to think what the modern equivalent would be considering the intended audience, sort of "stories for the masses" kind of thing

If Shakespeare's anything to go by then in a few hundred years english lit teachers will be waxing lyrical over the scripts for avengers: endgame

@InspectorCaracal shakespeare is just the time's equivalent of soap operas

@mavica oh they never learn that

cats'll always be annoying lil gremlins in search of pets

@mavica cat wants pets!

it's turning off computer so it can get more pets!

@InspectorCaracal I mean, if sandler proclaims something to be his worst movie ever I'm deffo going to see it

@mavica

@Nine wooOOOooo

@mavica well, you're a robot so you've already got the cyber bit down, just need more neon and eyeliner!

and dreads, for some reason, was never quite sure how those got added to the whole aesthetic

@mavica cyberdog is a shop in the UK that sells trance/cybergoth clubwear

I wonder what cyberbun would sell

@mavica CYBERBUN!

so do the yanks have football chants yet or are they still on the "U S A! U S A!" thing?

there is no more british response to a terror attack than "eh, give us a bit, we've just started our lunch"

In Streatham police ask a cafe to close up and evacuate because of a terror incident

Waitress says "Give us 30 minutes, people have just started eating their lunch"

https://twitter.com/The_Write_Type/status/1224025845586702336

Nobody's actually found out how much the fish was yet

Scooter - How much is the fish?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbB3iGRHtqA

@wigglytuffitout okay yeah we'll let 'em have that one

@mavica it's really weird how they go from "it's open source! it's infinitely configurable!" to "you're using it wrong!" in the same breath