Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- Octopus
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- Wiggly
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
@softgoat @lizardsquid it's actually british slang for a tv from the... 50's? it's been around for a while anyway
@noelle but we have tuxcart! surely that's all you need!
Bloke in quarantine for possible coronavirus has priorities in check
“The teacher said a nurse, who was wearing a face mask and not a full hazmat suit, brought him a sandwich and some custard cream biscuits. ‘I hadn’t had a custard cream in four years so that was a nice treat.’ “
@mavica I've never had creamed corn but I'm imagining a like, milk but slightly thicker consistency
@mavica OH! It's got actual milk in it! That makes a lot more sense!
I thought it was just corn juice with sugar or something, I retract my previous statements RE: corn milk
@mavica just how does one milk a corn anyway?
@mavica best computer
all beepy and good
@wxcafe@social.wxcafe.net it was an ornery scoby
sword gf
or;
baeblade
@sydneyfalk @mavica IN THE GRIM DARKNESS OF THE TWENTY FIRST MILLENNIUM THERE IS ONLY POOPTOOTING
@InspectorCaracal what do you mean parody? I'm pretty sure we did that at some point
@mavica wait, no, this is actually version 257.5.0 from the future
but our versioning system still doesn't support more than 8 bits for numbers
@mavica the css wouldn't look too out of place in some sort of cyberpunky sci-fi thing so... 4.1.0, released 2078-05-24
subtoot
@mavica like a comfy broken-in pair of shoes
@douglasfur MUSHROOM MUSHROOM
@douglasfur ...shit, they are aren't they?
cyber shanties should be a thing
like sea shanties, but very online
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
