Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

this isn't a commentary on re-attributing works to hatsune miku if the original author gets cancelled or anything but imagine if people did that in stalinist russia

just photos of stalin surrounded by hatsune mikus

that's one hell of a mental image

@mavica mavibot works fast!

@mavica you've barely been there five minutes and you're already getting your name on a CVE?!

@evie sounds worth it to me

@evie USE IT AT WORK

elevator pitches are called lifty talkies in the UK

(they're not)

if you're far braver than I and have a spare 3 grand (lol, yeah right, a spare 3 grand) you could possibly make a bit of cash flipping it when the supply inevitably dries up five minutes after it's officially announced

From someone getting their hands on a Tudor price list that goes into effect on the 1st of July in Germany it's been found that there's going to be a new Black Bay 58 released on the 30th with a blue bezel

source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LP-f_2fQwPM

@Nine @plugs the web was a mistake

@Nine the ads

and the gdpr notice

and the cookies thing

and more ads

and the cookies thing again because it keeps forgetting you said yes to that despite cookies being THE VERY THING YOU USE TO KEEP TRACK OF THAT SHIT

but who will we go to on twitter for advice in beating beaver bother now?!

you should always be careful about separating things in your fridge, especially if you've got cornish baked goods and itallian starters in there

'cause if pasty and antipasti come into contact they annihilate each other and release energy equal to their mass times the speed of light squared

@NormalPopsicle headcanon is that periodically the transporters just transport the waste from everyones bodies and sends the matter to be dematerialised

yes, star trek tech is literally taking the piss

@InspectorCaracal @wigglytuffitout I just go left up right down in a loop and get to 256 pretty consistently

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