Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@mavica 🦀

@mavica sam doesn't understand jewellery #45: "hey! let's make stuff to go around an appendage than naturally swells and shrinks throughout the day/month/year depending on half a dozen different factors and let's make it out of a hard material so half the time it either won't come off or comes off too easily!"

The Beatles - I wanna hold your hand but instead it's about pawbs

@mavica ooh! ooh! bluetooth!

mavi can also broadcast voice to all the speakers in the room!

@mavica got a spare usb port somewhere? can mavi be a keyboard?

@mavica sounds like it should be an ISO standard floating around somewhere

but yes, mavi can synth!

makes good noises too! so even more synth than the other ones!

@noiob free ram cooler!

re-release the sinclair c5 with modern brushless motors and batteries already!

@Gargron why wouldn't you have salt and vinegar crisps? salt and vinegar just goes really well with fried potato things

@jk @envgen they're little round salty slightly acidic flower bud things and you can only get them from committing fun illegal escapades

@quirk practice

or, painter's tape around the nail

I'd get on the socialist teeth bandwagon but I don't have a readily viewable mouth

@mavica waking up in the morning like *sounds like the sega mega drive boot sound* MA-VI

@mavica I mean, the classic blunders are part of the authentic experience so well done!

@mplouffe@scholar.social "that's okay, I understand that not everyone can afford such haute horologie"

@rainwarrior @mavica worcestershire sauce usually includes a lot of anchovies as well

apparently it's called "english sauce" in brazil, which is... disturbingly accurate