Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Jo @squirrel @LaserScheme I'm always down for a new production by Masto Theatre

@noelle indices start at 0

@squirrel @LaserScheme *settles in to watch "Masto theatre with Maple and LaserScheme"*

Someone (I believe it was @vantablack) brought up Polari earlier

If you're not familiar with it, it sounds like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8yEH8TZUsk

Got me thinking we should totally bring that back, or at least a similar cant

Can someone send a mechanic to Anthony Hopkins' place? I think he's broke

https://twitter.com/anthonyhopkins/status/988087131938742273?s=21

@squirrel that's certainly another way to do it!

@squirrel same

Also uses less electricity for the iron as it only has to heat up once!

@squirrel hi lesbun! I'm ... gayoctopus? goctopus? panoctopus? lesoctopus? loctopus?

Okay, none of those words work with "octopus", CURSE YOU ENGLISH LANGUAGE!

@jk I once needed a roll of brown paper

They sent it in a giant box filled with, you guessed it, about a tree's worth of brown paper

@jk I'm a fan of buying something tiny from amazon which they always send in a box you could hide an aircraft carrier in

@Jo If you go for MX Red, Black, Brown, or Clears then the mechanism isn't clicky

Also you can put little tiny o-rings on the keys to avoid them making a sound if you bottom out often

@squirrel blubble

@squirrel @noelle hei!

@Elizafox add hummus for UK middle class

@LaserScheme if you stop fighting them the dust kingdom does take over, but most of their inhabitants are dust bunnies

So y'know, not the worst thing that could happen

@sydneyfalk @squirrel mlomfle

@squirrel mirf

@Jo "do not look at flashbang with remaining good eye"