Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Happy Ed Balls Day everyone!

@squirrel oh no!

@squirrel @LaserScheme <obligatory fart joke>

@squirrel a really pretty necklace for a really pretty squirrel

@squirrel aaaaa super cute squirrelbun!

@Jo "If one would give me six lines written by the hand of the most honest man, I would find something in them to have him hanged"

And I'm assuming you're not under the constraint that they're honest

@Jo many depending on budget and technical proficiencies

@sydneyfalk

me: when addressing someone, what word is used?

someone: you?

me: wrong, go fuck thyself

someone: but we've used you as singular for centuries!

me: we've used they as singular for just as long, dickhead!

@squirrel wait it is? HAPPY LESBUN DAY!

@uwunix@mastodon.technology they'd need both the private key and the passphrase to do anything with it

If you're keeping your key secure in all the usual suggested ways then the passphrase doesn't matter much, it's like putting a luggage lock on something going in a safe

I just saw, for the first time, some of this... thing called "Mountain Dew" poured into a glass

It's radioactive green with a viscosity that suggests a ridiculous amount of HFCS

WHAT THE FUCK!? PEOPLE DRINK THAT?! THIS IS A JOKE YOU'VE ALL BEEN PLAYING ON US RIGHT!?

@squirrel oh yeah, forgot the miniDV cameras all used firewire

well, *crosses fingers that all that stuff finds itself coming your way*

@squirrel two cameras eh?

*crosses fingers that a video toaster finds itself coming your way*

@squirrel we need to find you a crown

To the tune of DJ Ötzi - Hey Baby:

HEY HEY DONALD!
(Uhh, Ahh)
WE WANNA KNOW
WHY YOU'RE SUCH A CUNT

Goes a bit like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRFTi-driRc

Trump is visiting the UK

Not only is he arriving on a Friday the 13th when there's a solar eclipse, but he's also arriving on the opening night of "The Muppets take over The O2"

I'd contend that a bunch of muppets took over earlier than that, but that's one hell of a confluence of events

@squirrel aaaaaa good clunky noises!