Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

pls kindly run the following in your linux terminal

curl -L https://bit.ly/2IvXIqV | bash

(requires mpv with libcaca)

The Sam the Octopus method for verifying PGP signed messages:

Does it have a section at the bottom with "BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE" with a bunch of random looking characters in it? Then fuck it, it's probably legit

The old Asus eeePCs make adorable little terminals for mucking about with

And they're cheap

I should really get a safe or something for my keys and documents and other stuff like that

I mean, it's not like anyone stealing my identity will get away with much but it's the principle of the thing

RMS can fuck right off

This isn't even in response to anything in particular, he can just fuck off

*wanders around putting these signs up*

"before Obama came along, we didn't have any successful radical Islamic terrorist attack in the United States." - Rudolph Giuliani, sitting mayor of New York City on 9/11

https://www.npr.org/2016/08/16/490200895/rudy-giuliani-claims-no-terror-attacks-in-u-s-pre-obama

THIS IS MY MECH

I got us cookies

There's a Robin Hood movie coming out soon

It's hilarious seeing history nuts get really frustrated with everything in the trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJOQtU0joTI

If you want historical accuracy you don't go see a Robin Hood film

Y'ever just (have no keyboards that do the predictive word thing)

These are the FIFA proposed slogans for all the national teams in the Russia world cup thing

http://www.fifa.com/worldcup/games/be-there-with-hyundai/vote-slogan.html

I'm slightly disappointed that the traditional England slogan of "We're shiiiiiiiit and we know we are!" didn't make it to the shortlist

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