Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

🎶 I'd like to be under the sea
Down in my little garden in the shade🎶

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SPORKS: the enbies of the cutlery world

You've probably heard the shite that won this year, so listen to the best Eurovision Song Contest winner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAh9NRGNhUU

(as you've more than likely guessed, it's Lordi)

Apparently some crystal meth has been found at the Home Office

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/crystal-meth-home-office-sajid-javid-drugs-uk-government-hq-snifer-dogs-a8349321.html

And here I thought it was the DExEU that were on meth

Oh come on, Israel isn't even in Europe

Hey Americans that don't have a clue what the eurovision song contest is and keep seeing it everywhere

This is how us europeans feel when you lot go off on the superbowl or whatever

Huh, there's a surprising amount of stuff that goes on in hitting people with big sticks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bmcpjBO4a0

Heard the Chinese broadcaster for it was censoring all the "gay bits"

Is there anything left of eurovision after that?

I want a transparent-cased laptop like what Dade gets in Hackers

Oh now this might be a good idea for some systems

https://github.com/square/sudo_pair

It's a plugin for sudo that requires another person to authorise and monitor sudo sessions

Ooh, the A. Lange & Söhne Homage to Walter Lange in steel is going to auction with Phillips

It's going on sale to benefit a charity called Children Action

This is the only one that's been made in steel and has a very uncommon complication of a jumping independent seconds hand

It's going to go for a quite frankly ridiculous amount of money

https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/a-lange-sohne-homage-walter-lange-steel-phillips-geneva

it uses mpv with libcaca to play the video for Rick Astley's hit "Never Gonna Give You Up" in ascii art in your terminal