Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

9 out of 10 dentists agree: the tenth is a contrarian dick

another good one I've heard:

He's making a list

He's checking it twice

He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice

Santa Claus is in contravention of article 5 of the General Data Protection Regulation (EU) 2016/679

I keep asking around for a decent GDPR consultant

Everyone I've asked said they know a great one but none of them'll give me their phone number

Vikings never wore helmets with horns on

But if they'd thought of the idea they totally would have when they were on the lash

One day a self-defence expert was asked "what should I do if I don't have any weapons and someone attacks me?"

He answered "I dunno, hit 'em with a pen or something"

And thus ridiculous bullshit like this was brought into the world: http://www.mecarmy.com/product/details/80/156

You may not be able to nail jelly to a wall, but it seems you can make a kitchen knife out of it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oadf4KNYz-I

all you need is:

"do you?"
"yeah"
"do you?"
"yep"
"sign here, you're hitched"

I knew there'd be bugger all on TV today, but just the "highlights" of the wedding are one and a half hours

That's bloody edited!

How can you stretch out a wedding to over one and a half hours?!

Anyone happen to know what bad news the UK government tried to bury today?

students or staff killed by guns in US schools in 2018 (so far): 31

US active duty military deaths in 2018 (so far): 29

The US Army, safer than going to school

snack overflow: the website for asking questions about snacks

Casio Game Calculator

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIZgzbtg5j8

This looks neat

alert: @squirrel