Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Trump's doctors informing the press on his condition

spoopy month

ooh, neat

https://www.timex.co.uk/q-timex-reissue-digital-lca-32.5mm-stainless-steel-bracelet-watch/TW2U725007U.html

you may now kiss the bripe

due to budget cuts the install wizard has been replaced with the install magician at an open mic night

It's movie night in the computerfairies discord!

We're watching Bill and Ted Face the Music!

Starting 10PM GMT-3! (about 4.5 hours from this toot)

https://discord.gg/QuKf48D

has anyone ever seen HP Baxxter and John Barrowman in the same room?

how much is the fish?

The Colston Hall in Bristol has been officially renamed the Bristol Beacon

bit boring but it's not named after a slave trading prick any more so it's an improvement

I usually avoid subtooting subtoots but, well, here we go

there's more going on than ends up on masto, there's more than one side of the story as there always is when more than one person is involved

I'm not going to go into it because 1) I don't know everything, 2) it's not my place, and 3) it wouldn't help much if I did

what I will say is that this is shit for everyone involved and nobody has the full picture

baba is o'reilly

ooh, these are interesting

the Boldr Venture Field Medic

they're mechaquartz chronographs with pulsation and respiration scales on there, very well sized (38mm case, 12.2mm thick, 44mm lug-to-lug), good water resistance (200m)

very doctor-y

also only around 300 bucks, which is a decent price for such a thing

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/health/coronavirus-nhs-emergency-waiting-ae-targets-111-b455445.html

"Patients will have to book slots in A&E by calling ahead first, ministers confirm"

"Hello, yes, I'd like to make a booking, I feel like having a heart attack next tuesday"

also I've just learnt of this bloke and this is his coat of arms

THESE ARE THE GOOFIEST LOOKING HIPPOS I'VE EVER SEEN

AND THERE'S A RHINO WITH A HARP

AND THREE BLIND MICE WITH ABACUSES

Lord Jones of Cheltenham has asked in the House of Lords "whether they [the government] plan to produce a list of laws which can be broken in a specific and limited way without penalty; and if so, when such a list would be available."

https://questions-statements.parliament.uk/written-questions/detail/2020-09-14/hl8064#

venusian microbe furries when

if its an ex box what is it now ahahahah

and whats the deal with airplane food?