Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

name: Sam
signs: 🚯 🚳
blood type: liquid

pronouns: don't care, he/him/his is fine
orientation: facing north
relationships: none :(
education: read a book once

occupation: nope, just visiting

hobbies: shitposting, more shitposting, looking at watches

interests: shitposting, cute things, techy shit

There's an ad campaign on UK TV at the moment about the dangers of having all your personal information on social media

It includes the line "Be careful what you share, because someone could make a lot of money being you"

*glances at my bank accounts*

Yeah, good luck with that chummer

Other sites: "I disagree with what you said, I'LL SEND YOU DEATH THREATS"

Mastodon: "I disagree with what you said, I'M GOING TO SEND YOU A CAKE WITH SNARK WRITTEN ON IT IN DELICIOUS ICING"

Next April we should really send Lance Ulanoff something

Maybe a cake with "Mastodon's not dead yet motherfucker" on it

Christmas gift idea: A nicely leather bound book of the giftee's finest shitposts

Huh... counter.social accepts connections from digital ocean droplets

Probably from all other cloud/vps providers as well

So.... all this blocking IP ranges to "prevent foreign government interference" can be bypassed for 5 bucks

10/10 thinking it through there chummer

*glances at the discourse*

Fucking yanks

Well this is the dumbest thing I've seen today

http://kryptonwatch.com/en/our-shop/krypton-watches/schroedinger1936/

It's a watch, WITH A PLATE OVER THE DIAL SO YOU CAN'T SEE THE TIME

IT FAILS AT THE MOST ESSENTIAL FEATURE OF A WATCH, WHICH IS BEING ABLE TO TELL THE GODDAMN TIME

It sounds like Baked Alaska got his.... JUST DESERTS

Add two to the list of cunts who should count themselves exceptionally lucky that there's an ocean between me and them

Ah, the marketing juggernaut that is Deadpool is starting up again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-5Wv9UGkN8

Sufficient tea acquired

New people to mastodon might not know that our very own @squirrel makes kick-ass chiptunes

Give The Space Adventures of General Mibi a listen, it's awesome

http://bandcamp.mynameiser.in/album/the-space-adventures-of-general-mibi

GREGGS ARE DOING ADVENT CALENDARS

https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/christmas/food-drink/greggs-advent-calender-tokens-christmas-sandwich-festive-bake-mince-pie-a8051996.html

Oh shit, I've just noticed we've got this now: :elizathink:

@Elizafox MORE HOT TAKES PLEASE I WANT TO USE IT