strippers
Not content with taking over every other industry, robots are coming for the stripping jobs
Basically variations on this are why I shouldn't ever look at what's on aliexpress
If I had the money just about everyone I know would be receiving shipping containers of increasingly strange things
Hm... it's inflatable rather than a plushie but I'm sure it could be filled with polyfill
@squirrel, I think my mission is complete https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/3M-Pvc-Giant-Inflatable-Squirrel-Outside_60551132976.html?
Yes, that's a 3 metre tall inflatable squirrel
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pol, trump, nuclear annihilation (+)
Hang on a sec, with that Trump tweet where he said he had a "bigger nuclear button than DPRK" I've had a sudden realisation
Nukes aren't fired like that. To order the nukes to be fired it's effectively just the President making a phone call. There's no big red button involved
So either Trump is speaking metaphorically (unlikely), or his aides have just gone to Staples, bought an "EASY" button and told him it fires the nukes
I feel slightly safer now
pet.maple.pet should go to a page with a big "PET" button
When pressed it should activate a big robotic hand that gently pets the @squirrel
It's 2 months, 24 days until Easter
But it's after Christmas, so of course all the supermarkets are filled with hot cross buns
For clarity those are the spiced, sweet, bread type of buns what are eaten around Easter and not hordes of warm, slightly annoyed @squirrel s
hey remember general mibi ??? what if your friend doesn't??? give the gift of mibi to all your friends and family and pets
http://bandcamp.mynameiser.in/album/the-space-adventures-of-general-mibi https://computerfairi.es/media/JCto3UjgvBhhTcs_xrY
racism
Bloody hell H&M
I'm sure this wasn't intentional but you should have bloody noticed
I could have gone for the world record for shortest ceremony
"Oi, you, you, yer 'itched, 'ave fun"
But nooooooo, apparently Discordianism isn't a "proper" religion
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple