Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Just me, a perfectly normal human, taking a perfectly normal walk

They massively overfed a rabbit which then made a large "pop" sound off screen

What the fuck?

What the fucking fuck Disney?

It's end of the month time!

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Fucking really Diageo?

http://money.cnn.com/2018/02/27/news/companies/johnnie-walker-women-jane-walker/index.html

"Scotch as a category is seen as particularly intimidating by women. It's a really exciting opportunity to invite women into the brand," Vice President Stephanie Jacoby told Bloomberg."

Yeah, 'cause obviously people need separate "lady whisky"

cute things should be powered by AAAA batteries to fit the sound you make when you look at them

@Concerned_Catgirl I've just seen that it's your birthday, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Went to see Black Panther, it's really quite a good film

Wow, this Greg guy really is a colossal prick isn't he

This mild bitching brought to you by TSB... I think

They were Lloyd's Bank, and then there was another bank called TSB, and then they merged to Lloyd's TSB and I think they're going by just TSB now but I'm not entirely sure

Bank standards are slipping

Used to be they made sure that when they gave you notes all the queen's heads were facing in the same direction

If you paid notes in they'd make sure that all of them were orientated properly

Now they don't bother