Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

It has come to my attention that not all people have heard of the wonder, the glory, the sheer genius, the best invention to come out of the UK... THE TEASMADE

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teasmade

It's an alarm clock with an integrated electric kettle

It can wake you up in the morning AND HAVE A CUP OF TEA READY FOR YOU

It's truly humanity's greatest achievement

grrrglgllgl

This cold is still kicking my arse

*wobbles out of cave to look at what's going on*

nope

*wobbles back*

This exists https://www.budsies.com/commissions/

Custom plushies

No minimum order quantity

Building an AGI is like having a kid

So long as you do your parenting job right they're probably not going to kill you in your sleep

And you don't keep them in cages all the time either, you let them go out and experience the world

http://www.huhmagazine.co.uk/14379/elon-musk-says-ai-is-far-more-dangerous-than-nukes

Musk: "AI is far more dangerous than nukes"

Oh stop scaremongering, all the NBIs (non-biological intelligences) I've met have been lovely

I have a cold that's currently kicking my arse

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Linux: "I'm 100% sure you can do it, but I have no idea how"

Any time @squirrel uses the cw "pda" I wonder if she's tagging a "public display of affection" or her being a "personal digital assistant"

LB: @squirrel also has a patreon that she doesn't promote anywhere near as much as she could

It's at https://www.patreon.com/maple_syrup/overview

As a note, it's only North America that changes their clocks today, not the rest of the world

Also the bastard who invented the concept of DST can go to hell