Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
I should get one of those openPGP cards
I've got a yubikey but the full size cards feel so much more cybre
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maple classic™ 
hey if you miss cybre.space's glitching hour just remember computer fairies is always open
me: I can't remember regex, it's far too complicated
also me: here's a vim command that looks like my cat wandered over the keyboard, that should do what you're looking for
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Neanderthal 1: I'm gonna domesticate a wolf, teach it to hunt, bring in food, it's gonna be awesome
Neanderthal 2: Oh yeah? Well I'M gonna domesticate a, a, a, tiger
N1: Lol what
N2: A tiger. Gonna breed miniature ones. I'll come home, it'll be like, RAR! CLAWS! DEATH! FANGS! but, tiny. Then I'll laugh and give it hugs and it'll roar, but tiny.
N1: That's the stupidest idea I've ever heard, I mean what would a tiny tiger even DO, just sit around looking cool?
N2: Yep
N1: And yet I want one
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🙃 computers.
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best friends boost
HAPPY BIRDDAY @LaserScheme
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computer fairies registrations are open 24/7 just saying
Playing around with gopher and the first thing I put on there?
Reasons why Sinn watches rock
I think this may be as much nerd as I can do at any one time
I've just been informed that in the US, there's "Boss's Day"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boss%27s_Day
What the fucking fuck is this bullshit
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« This program won at Tic-Tac-Toe by figuring out how to remotely crash its opponents' computers, causing them to forfeit. https://t.co/cNCUuHTluT »
— Retweet https://twitter.com/JanelleCShane/status/974132303315136513
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beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep!!!! *flails arms*
worldpol shitpost
Possibly the only time I'd refuse a cup of tea
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I MADE IT BETTER
confession
For a second there I forgot about Dre
Irving Finkel is everything you'd want a Professor of Assyriology to be
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for a split second and hhrrrngh I'm a ma'amburger
In addition to the previous toot, British tanks are better than all other tanks
Because they have kettles in them
Really
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
