Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

For a second there I forgot about Dre

Irving Finkel is everything you'd want a Professor of Assyriology to be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq2ccSZkmn8

In addition to the previous toot, British tanks are better than all other tanks

Because they have kettles in them

Really

https://youtu.be/vWmDHO_0P5Q

It has come to my attention that not all people have heard of the wonder, the glory, the sheer genius, the best invention to come out of the UK... THE TEASMADE

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teasmade

It's an alarm clock with an integrated electric kettle

It can wake you up in the morning AND HAVE A CUP OF TEA READY FOR YOU

It's truly humanity's greatest achievement

grrrglgllgl

This cold is still kicking my arse

*wobbles out of cave to look at what's going on*

nope

*wobbles back*

This exists https://www.budsies.com/commissions/

Custom plushies

No minimum order quantity

Building an AGI is like having a kid

So long as you do your parenting job right they're probably not going to kill you in your sleep

And you don't keep them in cages all the time either, you let them go out and experience the world

http://www.huhmagazine.co.uk/14379/elon-musk-says-ai-is-far-more-dangerous-than-nukes

Musk: "AI is far more dangerous than nukes"

Oh stop scaremongering, all the NBIs (non-biological intelligences) I've met have been lovely

I have a cold that's currently kicking my arse

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Linux: "I'm 100% sure you can do it, but I have no idea how"